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White illustration of a stretch limousine sits between 'EST' and '1988

" A bordered rectangular box at the bottom contains cursive text reading "Highest Quality" above "CAUTION • EXPLOSIVE" and "DOT CLASS C COMMON FIREWORKS

or sarcastic AI commentary

but even the brief ones left their mark

Black stylized script reads "Futurama" above a red circle backdrop framing a mid-century modern building silhouette

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